Santa Claus Arrested

He keeps a list of “good” and “bad” children, sneaks around in the dark of night, eats a diet that appears to consist of only cookies and milk and has an unusually rosy complexion that could indicate a drinking problem. Would you want this man around your children??? If Santa lived amongst us, this card from Zazzle shows how he could end up. No wonder he hangs out at the North Pole with a bunch of reindeer and elves!

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