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1. USB Grenade Flash Drive
Pull the plug and lob your old flash drive out your window (preferably after you’ve backed up the files, but who are we to tell you what to do?). Store your most valuable and portable files inside a grenade for maximum style points. Unleash that little evil part of yourself that wants to blow up your coworkers. That annoying guy three cubes down want the same files you’ve already emailed him 30 times? Pull the plug on your grenade and fling it into his cube. It won’t blow up, but at least a grenade to the head might make him reconsider the next time he wants to bug you about something…

2. Star Wars Lightsaber Flashlight
Let’s face it. Some places are strong with the Dark Side and some places are just plain… dark. Whether you’re a Jedi Master or a Sith Lord, there’s always something in the darkness to be worried about. Sure, you’re in touch with the Force. You can sense the presence of others, but really there’s nothing like actually seeing what’s in front of you. That’s where our Star Wars Lightsaber Handle Flashlights come in handy. This officially licensed Star Wars collectible comes with 3 x AAA batteries. Both Vader and Luke style hilts are available, though we think they ought to be called Vader and pre-Vader since they were both technically made by the same person. Either way, the Lightsaber Handle Flashlight will help you find your keys when the power goes out. Product Specifications Officially licensed Star Wars product Luke or Vader Style hilts.

3. Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Space… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially licensed Star Trek collectable is everything you hoped it would be. Laser etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or precision pizza slicing. You’ll find that even though the prime mission of the Enterprise has now become very pizza centric, the chrome plated metal construction and padded gift box make the Enterprise pizza cutter a true Star Trek collectable. Plus it looks great on your desk even when not being used to cut your favorite cheese and sauce laden foods.

4. Electronic Guitar T-Shirt
Here’s a funny gift idea for a boyfriend who dreams of being a rock star. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great doing it. All major chords are recorded from a real electric guitar, and the included magnetic pick allows you to strum just like you would a real guitar. The included mini amp clips to your belt and gets plenty loud with great sounding amplification circuitry. The tone knob on the amp lets you adjust the sound just like a real guitar.

5. Duct Tape Wallet
Made from Super Duct Tape (specifically engineered so that your wallet won’t lift, peel, or get sticky), these duct tape wallets are one part high fashion, one part weekend warrior, and another part sheer cool. Super Duct Tape is tougher and better looking than traditional duct tape which would make a lousy wallet – think of glue leaking into your pocket and then sticking to all that lint and dog hair. No way. These next generation wallets don’t even smell! And they are soft and gentle on the hands with no sharp corners to talk about. Sure you use duct tape to mount your hard drive in your case, or as floppy labels, or even to upholster your office furniture – but not until now could you realistically hope to use duct tape to carry around your bling. These durable and well-constructed duct tape wallets are great for all programmers, but Perl coders might enjoy them the most.

Find more funny gift ideas for boyfriend on HubPages and Funny Gift Ideas for Boyfriend on Squidoo.

Jelly Belly, the manufacturer of those tasty jelly beans President Ronald Reagan introduced to the world, has a sense of humor and they’re not afraid to sell it. They recently brought back the infamous Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans. As any Harry Potter fan will tell you, Bertie Bott’s jelly beans include EVERY flavor, including some flavors you wouldn’t normally want to put in your mouth. Jelly Belly calls it a mix with “crazy, creepy flavors in a 20-flavor magical medley.” Half of the candies in this mix are disgusting flavors: booger, black pepper, candyfloss, dirt, earthworm, earwax, grass, rotten egg, and soap are mixed in with regular flavors like lemon and cherry. The catch is that you can’t tell them apart. So if you want to have a little fun with your office candy moocher, just pour some of these jelly beans in a bowl and watch to see what happens.

The wi-fi detector can be taken off for easy washing, but if that sounds like too much trouble, you may prefer the
Wi-fi detector baseball cap.

Here’s the full shirt description from ThinkGeek:

“Here at ThinkGeek we’re pretty lazy when it comes to technology. We expect our gadgets to do all the busywork while we focus on the high level important tasks like reading blogs. That’s why we hate to have to crack open our laptops just to see if there is any wi-fi internet access about… and keychain wi-fi detectors, we would have to actually remove them from our pockets to look at them. But now thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later.”

This Santa car cling sticks to the inside of your back seat window using only static and makes it look like you’re chauffeuring Santa Claus. After all, he doesn’t want to wear out the reindeer before the big night by going from shopping mall to shopping mall to greet all those kids. So obviously he has to resort to more mundane transportation. This phony Santa sticker probably won’t fool the cops who watch for carpool violators, but it’s sure to get a few double-takes from kids as you whiz down the highway.

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As the photo shows, you can buy car reindeer antlers (they even jingle!) to stick on your car’s roof (well, they attach to the windows) and a big red nose to stick on the front grill. With this costume, you car will be way cooler than those of the people who have those plain ol’ wreaths on their front grill!

Of course, I have no idea how well these decorations will stay on your car. Probably not nearly as well as they stay on Santa’s real reindeer. The product description says they’re easy to attach with wire, but I’ll update this post once I get mine and see how sturdy they are. But even if they just stay on for a day, you can at least amuse your coworkers or other people driving around the shopping mall looking for a place to park. For extra effect, be sure to yell an appropriate Santa-like phrase as you return to your car, such as, “On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Toyota! (or whatever car make you may be driving).”

Check out Amazon.com if you want to get your own car reindeer antlers.

I’ve seen Christmas hand towels, bath towels, soap dispensers and other bathroom decor, but I must have lived a sheltered life because I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen Christmas toilet paper. Check out the photo at the right if you’re also unaccustomed to such festive bathroom tissue and are dying to know what it looks like.

(Btw, this image is from JeremyInc.com, so photo credit goes to the folks there. They also sell other funny toilet tissue. Want to wipe your rear end with Osama bin Laden? Hey, they can make it happen!)

Because I’d never heard of Christmas toiler paper, I had to go searching the web to see if anyone else is selling it and, sure enough, I did find more Christmas toilet paper. Who knew such a thing existed? How in the world have I lived this long without knowing about it?

But now I’m wondering exactly how you’d use decorative toilet paper. What would you do when guests came to the house? Would you let them visit the bathroom but instruct them not to use the “good” toilet paper? Would it be like bathrooms where people hang out the “good” towels that you’re not supposed to use to dry your hands?

Jeremy’s site suggests using it as a gag gift, and that seems to be a better idea. No need to tell your guest to use the “regular” toilet paper. Perhaps the decorative kind would be perfect for the people in your life who deserve coal. After all, coal’s kinda hard to come by, but if you want to tell someone they’ve been acting like a pile of dog doo and they need to clean up their act, well, this could be the answer.

Or, if you just want to make your bathroom a little more festive for the holidays, it might make a great complement to this Christmas reindeer bathroom toilet seat. Need we say more?