Bah humbug! Maxine is a Scrooge, for sure, and this reading of her own version of The Night Before Christmas proves it.
Funny Christmas Poems
Maxine’s Night Before Christmas
No Comments »Written on March 9th, 2011 by funnybone
Categories: Funny Christmas Poems, Funny Christmas Videos
Categories: Funny Christmas Poems, Funny Christmas Videos
The Night Before DIY Christmas Cards
‘Twas the month before Christmas and all through the town, I went to the mall to see what cards could be found. Santa and snowmen and all the reindeer, Peeked out from the cards, wishing me much good cheer. But nothing seemed good enough, no sentiments were right. So I decided to make my own [...]
The Night Before a Non-Denominational Winter Holiday
No Comments »Written on September 7th, 2010 by funnybone
Categories: Funny Christmas Poems, Funny Christmas Videos
Categories: Funny Christmas Poems, Funny Christmas Videos
Share Here’s another funny Night Before Christmas parody. This one is brought to you by Larry the Cable Guy, who reads a “politically correct” version of The Night Before Christmas in this video. The text of Larry’s comments and story are below. They are now trying to politically correct-up Christmas stories so that they don’t [...]
Another Funny Night Before Christmas – Santa’s Quitting
Share ‘Twas the night before Christmas–Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of “Thanks, Santa” – what do I hear? The old [...]
Another Funny Night Before Christmas Parody
Share Here’s another entry to the funny Night Before Christmas list. This one imagines a world in which Santa’s workshop is bought out by Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates and Santa starts working for The Man. A Microsoft Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, [...]
3 Funny Night Before Christmas Parodies
Share Almost everyone knows Clement C. Moore’s poem, “A Visit from Saint Nicholas,” which is more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas.” It’s the poem that immortalized these lines: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the [...]
