Candy for the Office?

Virtually every office has someone who loves to bring in candy and place it on their desk for coworkers to share. And nearly every office also has someone who likes to raid that candy, taking more than their share, or never kicking in to help, or just being all-around annoying. Here’s a great gag gift for the office moocher.

Jelly Belly, the manufacturer of those tasty jelly beans President Ronald Reagan introduced to the world, has a sense of humor and they’re not afraid to sell it. They recently brought back the infamous Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans. As any Harry Potter fan will tell you, Bertie Bott’s jelly beans include EVERY flavor, including some flavors you wouldn’t normally want to put in your mouth. Jelly Belly calls it a mix with “crazy, creepy flavors in a 20-flavor magical medley.” Half of the candies in this mix are disgusting flavors: booger, black pepper, candyfloss, dirt, earthworm, earwax, grass, rotten egg, and soap are mixed in with regular flavors like lemon and cherry. The catch is that you can’t tell them apart. So if you want to have a little fun with your office candy moocher, just pour some of these jelly beans in a bowl and watch to see what happens.

Maxine’s Night Before Christmas

Bah humbug! Maxine is a Scrooge, for sure, and this reading of her own version of The Night Before Christmas proves it.

How to Wrap a Cat for Christmas Video

If I tried to wrap my cat for Christmas, I’m pretty sure I would soon find both the paper and my arms shredded by those razor-sharp claws. This cat, however, maintains a Zen-like composure throughout the entire process, even tolerating a bow.

“Police Got My Car” by Cheech and Chong

This Cheech and Chong song parodies “Feliz Navidad.” Enjoy!

Funny Star Wars Gift Ideas

Is there a Star Wars fan on your gift list this year? Sure, you could buy a Star Wars shirt or a poster or something normal like that, but wouldn’t it be more fun to give them some chopsticks that look like lightsabers? Or a sleeping bag that looks like a tauntaun? Here are some funny Star Wars gifts sure to make them smile.

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Consider this the panoramic school photo for the Star Wars universe. (Except we’re pretty sure nobody did that trick where they duck and run across the back to show up on both sides.) This poster features all of the characters from the Star Wars universe – all of them! – and all of the various ships and vehicles you know and love. Product Specifica… Read More …
Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick<br />
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Here at ThinkGeek, whenever we plan our monthly dinner party for Dark Lords of the Sith it’s always a fiasco. You know… lots of arguments about the reliability of AT-ATs and then things usually devolve into force-choking contests. Luckily our robot monkeys made a deal with Lucasfilm to create the stylish Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick. Not only… Read More …
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But now, we must eat. Come, good food, come… and meet your end in the grasp of the Star Wars Chop Sabers. They’re lightsabers, they’re chopsticks, they’ll change the way you experience your favorite Asian foods. If you missed the chance to pick these up at San Diego Comic Con 2009, now is the time to grab these Japanese imports from ThinkGeek and… Read More …
Star Wars Mad Libs<br />
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Luke Banana-walker battled with his inner shellfish when he began training to be a Jedi Steak. But, as always, Master Yoda offered sage advice: “Bite or bite not. There is no snore. Can you believe that Mad Libs have been around since the 1950s? It’s one of those activities that most everyone can say they did as a kid. (And then again as a teenager… Read More …
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In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive… and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created… Read More …

 

Epic Santa Battle Video

This funny Christmas video shows two Santas battling for dominance in front of a store. The video was developed by Cory Williams of smpfilms, who might be best known for his Mean Kitty Song on YouTube. Williams stars as the Techno Santa competing against the Flea Market Santa.

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