Randolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. And, of course, the famous red-nosed reindeer, Rudolph. But did you ever hear about Randolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer? He’s not quite as famous.

King Julien Sings “Santa Claus is Coming to Madagascar”

If you’re a fan of the Madagascar movies or TV series, you’ll enjoy this video of King Julien singing “Santa Claus is Coming to Madagascar.” This is from the DVD “Merry Madagascar, a 22-minute animated holiday film featuring all the kooky characters from the movie.

The Real Reindeer Games

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Ever wonder about the line in “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” about reindeer games? Here’s what they do in the North Pole for fun.

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Scruffy the Elf

Who knew life at the North Pole was so tough?

12 Dogs of Christmas Singing Live from the North Pole

You gotta love a dog food company that advertises its products with a funny Christmas video featuring singing dogs.

Silly Snowman Jokes

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How do snowman greet each other?
Ice to see you!

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man

Why did the snowman send his dad to the North Pole?
He wanted a frozen pop

What did the snow parents put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile

What happened when the snowman’s wife got angry with him?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
He thought his wife was a flake.

What kind of cakes do snowmen prefer?
The kind with lots of icing!

Stick 'Em Up cardWhat does a snowman eat for lunch?
An iceberg-er

What does Frosty like to eat on his burgers?
Iceberg lettuce

What else does Frosty like on his burgers?
Chilly sauce

What do snowmen like for breakfast?
Ice Krispies

What’s Frosty the Snowman’s favorite type of Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos

What do snowman like to drink?
Iced tea

What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle

What do snow women put on their faces at night?
Cold cream