Why does Santa Claus only come after the little kids are asleep? Well, if I told you the answer to that questions, I’d have to kill you. Poor Timmy.

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Ever wonder what Santa Claus wears under that bulky red suit? Now you can stop wondering.

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Ever wonder about the line in “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” about reindeer games? Here’s what they do in the North Pole for fun.

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The Three Wise Men really wanted to get a cool gift for the baby Jesus, but they waited until the last minute to do their shopping.

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Free Funny Christmas eCards
eGreetings.com has a good selection of funny Christmas cards, including one that lets you “pimp Santa’s ride.” There’s also the requisite bathroom humor cards (farting snowmen and farting reindeer) and cards featuring pets. They’ve also got one in which “Queer Eye for the Mean Guy” gives Scrooge a makeover. Now that’s not something you’ll find on every site!

Care2.com is one of my favorite places for free ecards because they donate money to save the rainforest with each card sent. But don’t worry about this serious mission crimping their sense of humor. They’ve got some good funny Christmas cards. One popular one called Xmas Blues shows Santa, Rudolph, Frosty the Snowman and a Penguin rocking out with a Christmas carol. They have have a lot of cards with silly pictures of pets.

Elf Yourself really needs no introduction. It’s the enormously popular site that lets you upload your own photos and put your head on some silly dancing elves during the holidays. It’s sponsored by Office Depot.

Free Funny Christmas Cards You Can Print
Of course, sometimes print is preferable to electronic media, so if you’re looking for places to print your own free funny Christmas cards, here are two options.

Blue Mountain offers a limited number of free cards, but if you don’t want to be limited to that selection, simply sign up for their 14-day free trial and you’ll have access to all their free funny Christmas cards. They have both ecards and printable cards, so the choice is yours. The images in this post (i.e., Santa’s derriere and the “free beer” sign on the rooftop) are from Blue Mountain’s printable holiday collection.

American Greetings also offers free funny Christmas cards you can print or send via email. Check out, for instance, the ecard rapping “You Can’t Wrap This” card.

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But even funny looking dogs can be lovable. Two examples are the Chinese shar-pei and the Chihuahua. Some people laugh at ‘em. Some people love ‘em. If you fall in either camp, here are some dog Christmas cards and gifts featuring these silly canines.

Chinese Shar-Pei Says “Paw, Humbug!”
Here’s a T-shirt for dog lovers who aren’t in the Christmas spirt. This Chinese shar-pei in a Santa hat is saying, “Paw, humbug!” All those wrinkles do make him look a little grumpy, but I’d still say he’s cuter than Ebenezer Scrooge any day!

Put the Wow! in the Holidays with Chihuahua Christmas Cards
If you prefer little dogs, check out the funny Chihuahua Christmas cards. Move over, Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Santa Chihuahua is here.