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Funny Star Wars Gift Ideas

funnybone — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 05:03:06 +0000

Is there a Star Wars fan on your gift list this year? Sure, you could buy a Star Wars shirt or a poster or something normal like that, but wouldn’t it be more fun to give them some chopsticks that look like lightsabers? Or a sleeping bag that looks like a tauntaun? Here are some funny Star Wars gifts sure to make them smile.

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Star Wars Galaxy Poster

Consider this the panoramic school photo for the Star Wars universe. (Except we’re pretty sure nobody did that trick where they duck and run across the back to show up on both sides.) This poster features all of the characters from the Star Wars universe – all of them! – and all of the various ships and vehicles you know and love. Product Specifica… Read More …

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Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick

Here at ThinkGeek, whenever we plan our monthly dinner party for Dark Lords of the Sith it’s always a fiasco. You know… lots of arguments about the reliability of AT-ATs and then things usually devolve into force-choking contests. Luckily our robot monkeys made a deal with Lucasfilm to create the stylish Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick. Not only… Read More …

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Star Wars Chop Sabers

But now, we must eat. Come, good food, come… and meet your end in the grasp of the Star Wars Chop Sabers. They’re lightsabers, they’re chopsticks, they’ll change the way you experience your favorite Asian foods. If you missed the chance to pick these up at San Diego Comic Con 2009, now is the time to grab these Japanese imports from ThinkGeek and… Read More …

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Star Wars Mad Libs

Luke Banana-walker battled with his inner shellfish when he began training to be a Jedi Steak. But, as always, Master Yoda offered sage advice: “Bite or bite not. There is no snore. Can you believe that Mad Libs have been around since the 1950s? It’s one of those activities that most everyone can say they did as a kid. (And then again as a teenager… Read More …

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Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive… and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What have we done with this supreme knowledge? Created… Read More …

Fake Thousand Dollar Bill is Better Than Coal

funnybone — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 00:48:45 +0000

Santa likes to give coal when people are naughty, but if you know someone in your life who is on Santa’s Naughty List this year, this funny money might make a more appropriate gift. These fake thousand dollar bills look pretty darn convincing and will be sure to

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Funny Christmas Toilet Paper

funnybone — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:39:09 +0000

Sometimes people try to leave self-serving links in the comments section of a blog, and often they’re not related to the topic at all. But I have to thank Jeremy for leaving a comment with a link to his site offering – are you ready for this? – Christmas toilet paper!

I’ve seen Christmas hand towels, bath towels, soap dispensers and other bathroom decor, but I must have lived a sheltered life because I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen Christmas toilet paper. Check out the photo at the right if you’re also unaccustomed to such festive bathroom tissue and are dying to know what it looks like.

(Btw, this image is from JeremyInc.com, so photo credit goes to the folks there. They also sell other funny toilet tissue. Want to wipe your rear end with Osama bin Laden? Hey, they can make it happen!)

Because I’d never heard of Christmas toiler paper, I had to go searching the web to see if anyone else is selling it and, sure enough, I did find more Christmas toilet paper. Who knew such a thing existed? How in the world have I lived this long without knowing about it?

But now I’m wondering exactly how you’d use decorative toilet paper. What would you do when guests came to the house? Would you let them visit the bathroom but instruct them not to use the “good” toilet paper? Would it be like bathrooms where people hang out the “good” towels that you’re not supposed to use to dry your hands?

Jeremy’s site suggests using it as a gag gift, and that seems to be a better idea. No need to tell your guest to use the “regular” toilet paper. Perhaps the decorative kind would be perfect for the people in your life who deserve coal. After all, coal’s kinda hard to come by, but if you want to tell someone they’ve been acting like a pile of dog doo and they need to clean up their act, well, this could be the answer.

Or, if you just want to make your bathroom a little more festive for the holidays, it might make a great complement to this Christmas reindeer bathroom toilet seat. Need we say more?