1. USB Grenade Flash Drive
Pull the plug and lob your old flash drive out your window (preferably after you’ve backed up the files, but who are we to tell you what to do?). Store your most valuable and portable files inside a grenade for maximum style points. Unleash that little evil part of yourself that wants to blow up your coworkers. That annoying guy three cubes down want the same files you’ve already emailed him 30 times? Pull the plug on your grenade and fling it into his cube. It won’t blow up, but at least a grenade to the head might make him reconsider the next time he wants to bug you about something…

2. Star Wars Lightsaber Flashlight
Let’s face it. Some places are strong with the Dark Side and some places are just plain… dark. Whether you’re a Jedi Master or a Sith Lord, there’s always something in the darkness to be worried about. Sure, you’re in touch with the Force. You can sense the presence of others, but really there’s nothing like actually seeing what’s in front of you. That’s where our Star Wars Lightsaber Handle Flashlights come in handy. This officially licensed Star Wars collectible comes with 3 x AAA batteries. Both Vader and Luke style hilts are available, though we think they ought to be called Vader and pre-Vader since they were both technically made by the same person. Either way, the Lightsaber Handle Flashlight will help you find your keys when the power goes out. Product Specifications Officially licensed Star Wars product Luke or Vader Style hilts.

3. Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Space… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially licensed Star Trek collectable is everything you hoped it would be. Laser etched stainless steel blade and solid metal construction make it perfect for battling Romulans in the neutral zone or precision pizza slicing. You’ll find that even though the prime mission of the Enterprise has now become very pizza centric, the chrome plated metal construction and padded gift box make the Enterprise pizza cutter a true Star Trek collectable. Plus it looks great on your desk even when not being used to cut your favorite cheese and sauce laden foods.

4. Electronic Guitar T-Shirt
Here’s a funny gift idea for a boyfriend who dreams of being a rock star. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great doing it. All major chords are recorded from a real electric guitar, and the included magnetic pick allows you to strum just like you would a real guitar. The included mini amp clips to your belt and gets plenty loud with great sounding amplification circuitry. The tone knob on the amp lets you adjust the sound just like a real guitar.

5. Duct Tape Wallet
Made from Super Duct Tape (specifically engineered so that your wallet won’t lift, peel, or get sticky), these duct tape wallets are one part high fashion, one part weekend warrior, and another part sheer cool. Super Duct Tape is tougher and better looking than traditional duct tape which would make a lousy wallet – think of glue leaking into your pocket and then sticking to all that lint and dog hair. No way. These next generation wallets don’t even smell! And they are soft and gentle on the hands with no sharp corners to talk about. Sure you use duct tape to mount your hard drive in your case, or as floppy labels, or even to upholster your office furniture – but not until now could you realistically hope to use duct tape to carry around your bling. These durable and well-constructed duct tape wallets are great for all programmers, but Perl coders might enjoy them the most.

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I love this mug. I know a few people I’d love to give it to, as I’m sure they’re on Santa’s Naughty List, but they’re also the kind of people who probably wouldn’t have a sense of humor. They’re “bah humbug!” kind of people all year long. So it would be even better to get some of the Santa’s coal I mentioned in a previous post and stuff it in this mug and THEN give it to the people on the Naughty List. I’m sure Santa wouldn’t mind if I helped him out with the folks on the Naughty List. He’s probably a lot happier when he doesn’t have to deal with them either.

But even funny looking dogs can be lovable. Two examples are the Chinese shar-pei and the Chihuahua. Some people laugh at ‘em. Some people love ‘em. If you fall in either camp, here are some dog Christmas cards and gifts featuring these silly canines.

Chinese Shar-Pei Says “Paw, Humbug!”
Here’s a T-shirt for dog lovers who aren’t in the Christmas spirt. This Chinese shar-pei in a Santa hat is saying, “Paw, humbug!” All those wrinkles do make him look a little grumpy, but I’d still say he’s cuter than Ebenezer Scrooge any day!

Put the Wow! in the Holidays with Chihuahua Christmas Cards
If you prefer little dogs, check out the funny Chihuahua Christmas cards. Move over, Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Santa Chihuahua is here.