‘Twas the month before Christmas and all through the town, I went to the mall to see what cards could be found. Santa and snowmen and all the reindeer, Peeked out from the cards, wishing me much good cheer. But nothing seemed good enough, no sentiments were right. So I decided to make my own [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Funny Christmas Poems’
The Night Before a Non-Denominational Winter Holiday
Categories: Funny Christmas Poems, Funny Christmas Videos
Share Here’s another funny Night Before Christmas parody. This one is brought to you by Larry the Cable Guy, who reads a “politically correct” version of The Night Before Christmas in this video. The text of Larry’s comments and story are below. They are now trying to politically correct-up Christmas stories so that they don’t [...]
Another Funny Night Before Christmas Parody
Share Here’s another entry to the funny Night Before Christmas list. This one imagines a world in which Santa’s workshop is bought out by Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates and Santa starts working for The Man. A Microsoft Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, [...]
3 Funny Night Before Christmas Parodies
Share Almost everyone knows Clement C. Moore’s poem, “A Visit from Saint Nicholas,” which is more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas.” It’s the poem that immortalized these lines: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the [...]
Create Your Own Funny ‘Night Before Christmas’ Poem
Categories: Funny Christmas Games, Funny Christmas Poems, More Funny Christmas
Remember playing Mad Libs when you were a kid? One person had a booklet with a story where some of the words had been replaced with blank spaces, and that person asked you for words to put in the blank spaces by specifying whether you should come up with a noun, verb, place, name, etc. [...]
