Posts Tagged ‘Funny Christmas Poems’

The Night Before DIY Christmas Cards

‘Twas the month before Christmas and all through the town, I went to the mall to see what cards could be found. Santa and snowmen and all the reindeer, Peeked out from the cards, wishing me much good cheer. But nothing seemed good enough, no sentiments were right. So I decided to make my own [...]

The Night Before a Non-Denominational Winter Holiday

Share Here’s another funny Night Before Christmas parody. This one is brought to you by Larry the Cable Guy, who reads a “politically correct” version of The Night Before Christmas in this video. The text of Larry’s comments and story are below. They are now trying to politically correct-up Christmas stories so that they don’t [...]

Another Funny Night Before Christmas Parody

Share Here’s another entry to the funny Night Before Christmas list. This one imagines a world in which Santa’s workshop is bought out by Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates and Santa starts working for The Man. A Microsoft Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, [...]

3 Funny Night Before Christmas Parodies

Share Almost everyone knows Clement C. Moore’s poem, “A Visit from Saint Nicholas,” which is more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas.” It’s the poem that immortalized these lines: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the [...]

Create Your Own Funny ‘Night Before Christmas’ Poem

Remember playing Mad Libs when you were a kid? One person had a booklet with a story where some of the words had been replaced with blank spaces, and that person asked you for words to put in the blank spaces by specifying whether you should come up with a noun, verb, place, name, etc. [...]

Santa’s Twin by Dean Koontz

What would happen if Santa Claus had an evil twin who decided to kidnap his brother on Christmas Eve and bring items such as mud pies and cat poop to children all over the world rather than the toys and presents they were expecting? In Dean Koontz’s world, the imposter would quickly be foiled by [...]