Bah humbug! Maxine is a Scrooge, for sure, and this reading of her own version of The Night Before Christmas proves it.
Posts Tagged ‘santa’
Maxine’s Night Before Christmas
No Comments »Written on March 9th, 2011 by funnybone
Categories: Funny Christmas Poems, Funny Christmas Videos
Categories: Funny Christmas Poems, Funny Christmas Videos
Bring Backseat Driver Santa Along for the Ride
No Comments »Written on October 3rd, 2010 by funnybone
Categories: Funny Christmas Gifts, More Funny Christmas
Categories: Funny Christmas Gifts, More Funny Christmas
Some people decorate their cars with wreaths on the grill, and some try to transform their vehicles into flying reindeer by adding car reindeer antlers and nose. But if you really want to impress your neighbors and friends, there’s no better way than bringing Santa along for the ride. This Santa car cling sticks to [...]
Funny Santa Postage Stamps
No Comments »Written on September 12th, 2010 by funnybone
Categories: Funny Christmas Cards, More Funny Christmas
Categories: Funny Christmas Cards, More Funny Christmas
Share During most of the year, many of us use generic postage stamps with American flags or some other nondescript image. But during the holidays, even postage can show its Christmas spirit. The US Postal Service issues holiday stamps each year, but why settle for the same thing millions of other people will be using [...]
Another Funny Night Before Christmas – Santa’s Quitting
Share ‘Twas the night before Christmas–Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of “Thanks, Santa” – what do I hear? The old [...]
David Letterman’s Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From A Guy Dressed As Santa
Leave it to David Letterman to come up with a great Christmas top 10 list. Here’s a list from 2006 of Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From A Guy Dressed As Santa. 10.”All I want for Christmas is a handful of Vicodin” 9.”Maybe this Christmas, someone will give you a shirt that’s not [...]
